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    Decent Skirt Steak on Gas Grill?

    I was pretty happy with it. I was too lazy to make chimichurri, though.
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    Decent Skirt Steak on Gas Grill?

    The griddle arrived today, and it's a success. I decided to try skirt steak without pounding it. I am used to pounding it to take the chew out of it, but it makes the steak so thin it's hard to cook, and it's also less juicy. I checked the web, and I read that Argentinians don't pound their...
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    Decent Skirt Steak on Gas Grill?

    I don't think those are for me. I like meat browned all over, not just in grill marks.
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    Decent Skirt Steak on Gas Grill?

    Keep in mind, I'm talking about skirt steak, which is very thin. I have no problem with real steaks.
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    Decent Skirt Steak on Gas Grill?

    Be careful what you wish for. My best steaks come from a turkey fryer base and a griddle or pan, so I can't argue.
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    Decent Skirt Steak on Gas Grill?

    I beat the steak, salted it, and soaked it in soy sauce. Then I threw it on the burner. Then I gave it a few seconds in a pan of hot butter, because I had used it to cook a second steak that didn't fit on the burner. I don't know what I could have done wrong. The burner sure seemed hot. It was...
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    Recommend Outdoor Propane Fryer?

    I think the frozen fries are good because they remind me of the frozen fries I had in restaurants so many time when I was young. You like what you're raised with.
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    Decent Skirt Steak on Gas Grill?

    Two years ago, I splurged on a Napoleon Prestige 500 propane grill with a rotisserie and a side infrared grill. I thought I would be able to do burgers on it, and similar things. Hot dogs, sausages, and so on. I also thought it would be good for vegetables. After two years, the results are in...
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    Recommend Outdoor Propane Fryer?

    As an update, I have learned that it's possible to love frozen fries. Ordinarily, I'm a fresh-potato guy, but I picked up some frozen Great Value crinkle-cut fries, and they were really good. They were good enough to make it not worth it to slice up potatoes and fry them twice in the future.
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    Heavy Winter Ale - Christmas Party in a Glass

    To do that, I would have to be able to walk steadily.
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    Winter in central Florida (picture heavy)

    I love it here. The people could not be better. And I can shoot high-powered rifles in my yard. Manatees have unbelievable gas. I think it's what keeps them afloat. And they love sucking on fresh water hoses.
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    Heavy Winter Ale - Christmas Party in a Glass

    I made a second one. So far, I'm calling it Reindeer Liniment Christmas Ale. Only 10% ABV, estimated by Beersmith. I added aromatic malt to see if I could get a reddish color, and I used chocolate wheat to darken it. I dry-hopped with two ounces of Citra. I think it was Citra, anyway. Really...
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    How Long can a Country Ham Age?

    So I started a great thread and then failed to cure a ham.
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    Help me get some knives

    Yes, website, I do want to unwatch this thread.
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    Help me get some knives

    I made expensive mistakes. Nothing to be proud of.
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