World's shortest fairy tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End