What goes up....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by phil s, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to God and looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up with equal velocity.

    "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?!!!" he shouted to her, as they passed by.

    The reply: "No... you know anything about gas grills?!!!"
  2. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  4. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that's funny [​IMG]

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