What Do Retired People Do All Day? PG13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bb53chevpro, Feb 18, 2008.

  1. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    This does not apply to me but it is funny

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do tomake their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.So my wife called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.Personally, we didn't care.

    We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
     
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heh...bet my father-in-law does that!
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one..........to funny..........
     

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