SMART *** ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked! John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART *** ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.' SMART *** ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family . She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART *** ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and motioned to the young man, who was stopped for speeding, to roll down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day kid,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART *** ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign comes up that reads, ' Warning Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he can react, not only is the bridge right there ahead of him but he gets stuck under the bridge. Before long cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.' SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might reconsider if a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family occurs, but that's it, I will accept no other excuses what so ever!' A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well then, in that case, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'