The Year of the Pig

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shortrib, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. shortrib

    shortrib Fire Starter

    You will never drive by the pig farm without a smile [​IMG][​IMG] on your face again.

    A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had decided
    to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he
    met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they
    decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers
    lived sixty miles away from one another and so they agreed to drive
    thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their pigs.

    The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 AM,
    loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
    vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were
    mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are
    pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing
    in the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then
    they're not."

    The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off,
    loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try
    again. This continued each morning the following week until one
    morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He
    called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the
    pigs are in the mud or in the field."

    "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
    them is honking the horn."
  2. watery eyes

    watery eyes Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That was very good.... [​IMG]
  3. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Lmao.....think they might have been males [​IMG]
  4. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    very cool- i thought it was a chinese calender thing @ first . my newbie(the newest daughter is a cancer, year of the boar this year- 1 month today)- what a temper but oh so cute..... i know i got a short fuse but she has a pull ring & 5 second delay- thats it...

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