The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crazybuoy, Jun 22, 2010.

  1. crazybuoy

    crazybuoy Newbie

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from backing into our driveway?"[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8. Apparently, your flame war with [email protected] is about to turn ugly.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]7. When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6. You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4. You now have 130,000 ClubTop5 subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business Week.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mail from your Mom.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1. "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."[/font]
  2. adiochiro3

    adiochiro3 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO!  "Luuuuucyyyy, you have some splainin to do!"  Who's list is that?

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