The Flight Attendant

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Flight Attendant Instructions

    Man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.

    A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
    refrigerator, which she did.

    The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the
    crabs

    staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen

    if she let the crabs thaw out.

    Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the
    gentleman

    who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"

    Not one hand went up ... so she took them home, and ate them herself!
     
  2. texan

    texan Smoke Blower OTBS Member

    Good one. I just sent it to all the flight attendents I know, giving you the credit, of course.
     

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