Pulled Over

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by phil s, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by
    a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with
    his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the
    trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.

    The driver says, "Why'd you do that?

    The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over,
    you'll have your license ready."

    Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

    The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
    He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the
    passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his
    window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

    The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

    The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."

    The passenger says, "Huh?"

    The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna
    say, 'I wish that SOB would've tried that crap with me!'"
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That pretty much holds true for most of the South[​IMG][​IMG]
     

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