Phrases that if you said in public would get dirty looks, but are commonplace in BBQ

[for-q cookers]

1. Gimme a sec, gotta go check my butt.

2. I need to rub the meat.

3. Time to flip the chicken.

4. I need to glaze my thighs.

5. I can't right now, My meat is burning!!

And yes, all are from personal experience...

Who else suffers from Freudian Slips around the Pit?

 

[jcollins]

gotta go smoke my fattie lol

 

[for-q cookers]

Nice

 

[oldschoolbbq]

I look for big Chicken Boobies and love looking at big Butts.

 

[jcollins]

lol good one 

 

[talan64]

My wife laughs every time, when I've got CB curing, and I tell her I'm going to massage my meat.

 

[for-q cookers]

Haaaaaa..... Awesome!! That's when you say... then I'll go tend to the CB...lol

 

[mummel]

I got to go tug the bone.

 

[mummel]

I need to go pull my butt.

 

[mummel]

I got to go insert my probe.

 

[mummel]

I have to go mop my breasts.

 

[gpb11]

I slathered my butt with mustard, then rubbed it.

Start by rubbing butter all over the breasts.

Be sure to inject your butt before you rub it.

 

[mummel]

I like juicy butt.

 

[atomicsmoke]

My butt is smoking.

All my friends like my butt.

I always warm it before putting my meat in.

 

[mummel]

I got to go pull my meat.

 

[for-q cookers]

GPB, I have actually used the rubbing my butt with mustard too.... lol... too funny.

I didn't even want to go down the "injection" path.... LOL

 

[jcollins]

come try my loins? 

 

[mummel]

Buffalo turds are my favorite.

 

[for-q cookers]

On time I was applying a rub to a rack of ribs... The girlfriend says, "why do you rub your ribs?" I replied; "Because my balls don't itch"... We both cracked up laughing...

 

[mummel]

I grind my own meat.