Old Men

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting under a tree one nice afternoon. The first one states,"Slim, I'm 91 years old. My whole body aches, and I have chest pains. You're about my age, how do you feel?" The second gentleman says, "Tex, I feel just like a new borne baby..........I dont have hair, no teeth, and I just wet my pants"!

    An old man goes into an ice cream store and orders a banana split. The waitress asks, "Crushed Nuts?" "Nah", Arthritis".
     
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROFL [​IMG]
     
  3. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    now that's funny stuff
     

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