New Use for ******

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got
    horrible sunburn,
    specifically to his upper legs.�

    He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after
    being diagnosed with
    second-degree�burns.

    With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe
    pain he was in, the
    doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with
    saline,�electrolytes, a
    sedative, and a [email protected]*a*g*r*a pill every four hours.

    The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will
    v*i*a*g*r*a do for him,
    doctor'?�

    The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition,
    but it'll keep the
    sheet s off his legs.'
     
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Oh, the DREADED V word.... sheesh! <I assume?>
     
  3. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    i didn't know the phizer rizer was a bad word.....delete thread as it takes away from the joke
     
  4. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Oh I dunno..I got it heh! AND a good chuckle!
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     
  6. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    i found a way around the censor
     

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