High Tech Watch

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shortrib, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. shortrib

    shortrib Fire Starter

    A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next
    to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick
    glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices, and asks, "Is your date running
    late?"

    "No," he replies, "I just got this high-tech watch,
    and I was just testing it."

    Intrigued, the woman says, "A high-tech watch?
    What's so special about it?"

    "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," the
    fighter pilot explains.

    "What's it telling you now?" she asked.

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.... "

    "The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be
    broken because I am wearing panties!"

    The pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says,
    "Darn thing's an hour fast."
     

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