Cannibals in a restaurant

[davidmcg]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

• Tourist: $5
• Broiled Missionary: $10
• Fried Explorer: $15
• Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?â€
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? Theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re so full of crap, it takes all morning.â€

 

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[kookie]

lol.................thats funny............