Cannibals in a restaurant

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by davidmcg, Apr 27, 2008.

  1. davidmcg

    davidmcg Meat Mopper

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:
    • Tourist: $5
    • Broiled Missionary: $10
    • Fried Explorer: $15
    • Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100
    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?â€
    The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning.â€
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol.................thats funny............
     

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