Alabama Driver License App

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Could be used for other states[​IMG]


    ALABAMA DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
    =====================================
    Last name: _____________________
    First name: (Check appropriate box)
    [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
    [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
    [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
    [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
    [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
    [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

    Age: _______ (if unsure, guess)
    Sex: _____M _____F _____Not sure
    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
    Occupation:
    [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
    [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
    [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician
    [_] Grand Wizard/Dragon for the ensuing year.
    Spouse's Name: ___________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name: ___________________________
    3rd Spouse's Name: ___________________________
    *Lover's Name: ___________________________
    **2nd Lover's Name:___________________________
    Relationship with spouse: (check all that apply)
    [_] Sister [_] Aunt
    [_] Brother [_] Uncle
    [_] Mother [_] Son
    [_] Father [_] Daughter
    [_] Cousin [_] Pet

    Number of children living in household: ___
    Number of children living in shed: ___
    Number of children that are yours: ___
    Mother's Name: _______________________
    Father's Name: _______________________
    (If not sure, leave blank)

    Education: 1 2 3 4
    Circle highest grade completed)

    Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
    (Check appropriate box)

    Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
    ___ Total number of vehicles you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck ____ kitchen
    ____ bedroom ____ bathroom
    ____ shed

    Model and year of your pickup:
    _____________ 194__

    Do you have a gun rack?
    [_] Yes [_] No If no, please explain: ________
    ________________________________________


    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
    [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
    [_] Rifle and Shotgun

    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
    ___ Number of times you've been on Jerry Springer

    How often do you bathe:
    [_] Weekly
    [_] Monthly
    [_] Not Applicable

    How many teeth? __
    Color of teeth:
    [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
    [_] Brown [_] Black
    [_] Not Applicable

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    [_] Red-Man [_] Copenhagen

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    [_] 2 miles
    [_] 3 miles
    [_] don't know
     
  2. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one, I have a friend from Huntsville, who is going to get a copy right away. She will love it. [​IMG]
     
  3. catfish

    catfish Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    my wife is from bama (huntsville). She thouht this was great. Think my brother-inlaw was filling this out last time we visited. Had to get one of his work shirts so he could spell his name right.
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    We got a Billy-Sue and a Bobby-Joe. Somebody liked Pettycoat Junction I think.
     

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