Advantages of being a guy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokingscooby, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. smokingscooby

    smokingscooby Smoking Fanatic

    Advantages of being a guy
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    -Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    -A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    -You can open all your own jars.

    -Dry cleaners and hair cutters don`t rob you blind.

    -You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

    -You can leave motel bed unmade.

    -You can kill your own food.

    -You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    -If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

    -Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

    -If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

    -Everything on your face stays its original color.

    -Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    -You don`t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

    -You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

    -You don`t mooch off each other`s desserts.

    -You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

    -If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

    -You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

    -You don`t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    -You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    -The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    -You don`t have to shave below your neck.

    -Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    -One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

    -You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
     
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    lolol...Ok that was funny! [​IMG]
     
  3. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yep! [​IMG]
     
  4. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I always say I thank God I'm a guy, and now I have a list of reasons!
     
  5. vtanker

    vtanker Meat Mopper

    Im cool with it!
     

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