Advantages of being a guy
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-Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-Dry cleaners and hair cutters don`t rob you blind.
-You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
-You can leave motel bed unmade.
-You can kill your own food.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
-If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You don`t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
-You don`t mooch off each other`s desserts.
-You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
-You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
-You don`t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You don`t have to shave below your neck.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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-Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-Dry cleaners and hair cutters don`t rob you blind.
-You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
-You can leave motel bed unmade.
-You can kill your own food.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
-If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You don`t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
-You don`t mooch off each other`s desserts.
-You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
-You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
-You don`t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You don`t have to shave below your neck.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
