Medicare Coverage

Given the all of the Healthcare Reform, I thought this timely as well as funny- ENJOY!

Tracey


The phone rings and the lady of the house answers
> "hello".
> >
> > "Mrs. Sanders, please".
> >
> > "Speaking".
> >
> > "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint
> Austin Laboratory. When your
> > husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last
> week, a biopsy from
> > another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
> uncertain which one
> > belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the
> results are not too
> > good".
> >
> > "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asked
> nervously.
> >
> > "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
> Alzheimer's and the other
> > one tested positive for HIV. We
> > can't tell which is which".
> >
> > "That's dreadful! Can you do the test
> again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
> >
> > "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for
> these expensive tests one
> > time".
> >
> > "Well what am I supposed to do now?"
> >
> > "The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop
> your husband off somewhere
> > in the middle of town.
> > If he finds his way home, don't sleep with
> him".
>