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My first condom rated R

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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the
pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant
behind the counter, and she could see that I was new
at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still
looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the
door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked
her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She
asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
was nod my head. She then said it was time to
slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you
put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to
show her.

She fainted.
post #2 of 5
That's a good one WD!
post #3 of 5
Very Funny DudePDT_Armataz_01_04.gif
post #4 of 5
LOL........Thats a good one WD............
post #5 of 5
At least you had it on like she showed you.
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