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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help
me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet
above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes
north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told
me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to
do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or
where you are going. You've risen to where you are,
due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise
that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me
to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now
it's my fault."PDT_Armataz_01_27.gif
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lol...good one!
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Thats great!!!PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
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thats funny...............
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And the truth shall set you free....
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I Love It!!!!
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