Subject: Wal-Mart Wine
Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item ----
Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto California to
produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart bran
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine,"
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas ,
Bentonville. "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine brand.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served
with either White meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don't bother posting that this is a hoax.
I know possum is not a white meat.
BWHAHAHAHAHA
Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item ----
Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto California to
produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart bran
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine,"
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas ,
Bentonville. "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine brand.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served
with either White meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don't bother posting that this is a hoax.
I know possum is not a white meat.
BWHAHAHAHAHA