Wal-Mart to start selling their own brand of wine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Subject: Wal-Mart Wine

    Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering
    customers a new discount item ----

    Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
    teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto California to
    produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart bran
    into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine,"
    said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas ,
    Bentonville. "But the right name is important."

    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
    for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

    The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served
    with either White meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

    P.S. Don't bother posting that this is a hoax.
    I know possum is not a white meat.

  2. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    That is so bad Dude. Probably true, but bad.
  3. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    But it still is funny, It popped my cork,,,,,,, excuse me while I go find it....
  4. kratzx4

    kratzx4 Smoking Fanatic

    I don't care what you say, That thar is funny
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hiiiicccccupppppp! Sooooo whatz up der I means aaaahhh wrong wit dat? Hiiiiiccccuppp! Whered dat pooosuum criiter goed? Hiiiicccuuppp![​IMG]
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats some good ****ttttttttttttt......Can I get somemoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....................Tha nk youuuuuuuuuuuu
  7. av8tor

    av8tor Meat Mopper

    Well "Three Buck Chuck" worked pretty good for Shaw.

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