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Sometimes I show my butt in public! Qview included.

post #1 of 13
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Considering this entire smoke started from me reading the thread "What do you rub your butt with?"  I had to have a humorous title for the results.   I rubbed my butt with:

2 tablespoons kosher salt
2 tablespoons freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons granulated sugar

4 tablespoons brown sugar
3 tablespoons garlic powder
2 tablespoons onion powder
3 tablespoons paprika
1 tablespoon ground sage
2 teaspoons dried oregano
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

 

 

Wrapped it up to sit overnight in the fridge...

 

Then it got 18 hrs of smoking at 225 with Pitmaster's Blend AMNPS to an IT of 205  They lasted almost 12hrs of TBS but I didn't reload.

NO FOIL NO MOP or SPRITZ.  I didn't crack that door for any reason.  I wanted the bark. 

 

 

Got a real nice bark in the end...

 

I let it rest for 3 hrs, no foil, no cooler, no towel.  I wanted to see if I kept a crisper bark.  (It did!)

 

First rough shred.. then I couldn't resist nibbling on it. 

 

 

I won't lie,  on first taste, I was not proud of it at all.   It didn't have enough kick for me or enough smoke flavor. ( I like it heavy).  I consulted the smoking guru's and we decided to put it back in for a 2nd smoke for an hour or so with smoker on low at 100.  I splashed on some finishing sauce and put it back in for an hour with hickory AMNPS this time.   After that, by my taste, it was perfect and ready for consumption.

 

 

Then... my smoking nemesis Mr. Mule came to my mind.. always teasing me with Man-Candy BE's.   There is no way a redneck fishing 63.gif would ever go down without a  hockeyeurbaston.gif when there is smoking smack talk going on.  So I checked the Rules.gif and there was no mention that Candy was required to be brisket.  I took some of the shredded pork, liberally sprinkled on more rub and got the bbq sauce out and tossed it all together.  One last dust of rub and back to the grilling_smilie.gif it went.  1 hr of hickory smoke on 275 to really seal in the flavors.  

 

And low and behold... the next flavor of WOMAN CANDY was born...

 

I will always love BE's but having now tasted a pork variety.. I may be unfaithful to my brisket every now and then.  This was sinfully delicious!    So Mr. Mule..  77.gif like a good mule and admit that Woman Candy rules.  I'll have a cheers.gif while you think of what to do with your butt..   game on! lol

post #2 of 13

You made me laugh!  Looks great!

 

Kat

post #3 of 13

OK Miss a39.gif

I too checkedRules.gif. I then help.gif I found spell check once again said WOW, MAN candy. Since i have never had burnt pork butt candy. I am so glad77.gif you tasted it for me. I would hate to get food poisening from your BUTT! It does look GREATfirst.gif. You will get nojedismily.gif Out of me their. It would be best if you packed up the WOW MAN candy and fedex-ed it to me now.hockeyeurbaston.gif. I would give youpb.gif for even tasting it But i know you were thinking of me when you did. So be a good62.gif and don't make meGunner.gif. OK I would not do that. But I might Bottom.gif IF it was a differant time of year I would forsure smiley_snowball.gifthen grab all the WOW MAN candy andSnowmobile.gif while you sat there andth_crybaby2.gif. But since we have no snow and it is so hot. I will just go against my instinct and saycongratulation_graphics_2.gifNow be a gooda39.gif and put it in the mail!!!!! NOW don't make meth_crybaby2.gif

 

Happy smoken my freind!

That is a hot looking Butt you got theirLooks-Great.gif

David

post #4 of 13

Great looking butt on a great thread! Well done.

 

Disco

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Great looking butt on a great thread! Well done.

 

Disco

Disco

since Miss a39.gif hasn't responded to your kind words I willhijack2.gif  62.gif and say It sure does look great. Thank you for your kind words.

Now would you send her a PM and tell62.gif. IT is WOW!!!!  MAN CANDY!

 

Happy smoken.

David

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Disco

since Miss a39.gif hasn't responded to your kind words I willhijack2.gif  62.gif and say It sure does look great. Thank you for your kind words.

Now would you send her a PM and tell62.gif. IT is WOW!!!!  MAN CANDY!

 

Happy smoken.

David

Being a gentleman I could not accede to your request. However, I could point out it was a gentleman's confectionery. 

 

Disco

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Being a gentleman I could not accede to your request. However, I could point out it was a gentleman's confectionery. 

 

Disco

sausage.gif MY CANDYa39.gif!

Thanks for your vote disco

David

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Thread Starter 

*shaking my head*  Mr. Mule... you seriously must have been hit.gif as a child.   It's WOMAN Candy!   

 

 

And ty Kathryn and Disco..  it was fun to do and even more fun busting Mule's chops.   I think the butt kicked some arse in this case and he can't admit defeat. laugh1.gif

post #9 of 13

laugh1.gif  You two crack me up!!  Now go to your rooms and stay there until you can play nice without duck.gif at each other...biggrin.gif.

 

BTW chik the PP looks delicious!

 

Red

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laugh1.gif  You two crack me up!!  Now go to your rooms and stay there until you can play nice without duck.gif at each other...biggrin.gif.

 

BTW chik the PP looks delicious!

 

Red

Red th_dunno-1[1].gif Why did 62.gifa39.gif go all postalduel.gif irony.gif  I told 62.gif she had a nice butt. Then we got tojedismily.gif I saidsorry.gif I think I ambattery-062.gif with 62.gif a39.gif.....62.gif then pulls out a781.gif I run for a police2.gif  62.gif thenbanana_smiley.gif like  62.gif will do. I reach forcheers.gif.wtf1.gif 39.gif grabs awife.gif Ihopmad.gif jump in myavatar3972_3.gifI havenxsmile.gif  thenpolice2.gif saysLooks-Great.gifCongratulations.gif You have a nice butt!!  Oh hell so iGunner.gif the police2.gif........No I don'tGunner.gifa police2.gifOver a 62.gif chicken.gif

I guess we could hockeyeurbaston.gif Over WOW!! MAN candy  Rules.gifBUTT yes i did say BUTT! You did show us you have a nice BUTTsausage.gifbiggrin.gif

congratulation_graphics_2.gif

chicken.gifTill the next roundLooks-Great.gif

BUTT

Happy smoken my friendpoints.gif for a round wellAR15firing.gif

David

lurk.gif

 

 

I will show you Mine If you will Show me yoursrofl.gif

post #11 of 13

Great looking butt and butt candy!  icon14.gif
 

post #12 of 13

lurk.gif

David

post #13 of 13

Great looking bark on those butts! Love bark!

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