My first fatty....Am I a real smoker yet?

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snorkelinggirl

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Hi,

Yesterday was my birthday, and instead of going out for a nice dinner in fancy clothes, I made the command decision to stay home and smoke my first fatty. My husband had been pushing for the nice dinner out, but once I explained that a fatty was meat wrapped with bacon, he became more enthusiastic about staying in. 

Here is my bacon weave.  I just used Trader Joe's Apple Smoked Uncured Bacon because my own bacon is thick cut and I wasn't sure how well that would work. I haven't bought store bacon in a while.....it looks anemic and watery. Ick.


Here is 1-1/2 lbs of ground beef all rolled out and placed on a plastic wrap-lined sushi mat. I used the gallon ziplock bag trick for getting a nice even rectangle. Thank you to SMF members who posted on that trick. It worked beautifully. 


As it was my birthday and I wanted to be all fancy and sophisticated, I used sauteed mushrooms, shallots, and spinach as a filling along with crumbled gorgonzola cheese.  The filling was tasty, but I really should have used some cheese that would melt all nice and gooey.  To heck with being fancy....some things just cry out for gooey cheese, and apparently a fatty is one of them.


Here it is all nicely rolled up. The sushi mat really helped with getting the inside edge tucked in.


Now with the bacon weave....


Into the smoker!  It isn't showing in this picture, but I used the AMNPS with apple pellets.


For some reason I wasn't able to get the ST to get hotter than 220 deg.  I don't know if the foil pain I had placed in there was blocking the heat?  I'm going to have to run the ST dry today to see if there is a temperature problem.  I ended up smoking the fatty for 2 1/2 hours and the IT was only 120 deg.  So I pulled it and finished it in the oven to IT of 165 deg and used the broiler to crisp up the bacon.

Just out of the oven.  Looks like I burned some of the bacon ends, but they tasted fine. I picked them off and ate them before showing the fatty to my husband. As far as he knows it was cooked perfectly.


Here we are, all sliced and plated.  Now imagine how much better this would have looked if there was melted cheese oozing out.  That's what we thought too.


Look at all the vegetables on this plate!  This is the picture I'm showing to my coworkers (doctors and nurses) who are shaking their collective heads in dismay when I describe my smoking [mis]-adventures.

So I have now successfully smoked cheese, almonds, 2 pork butts, 1 rack of pork spare ribs, and 1 ground beef fatty. Am I a real smoker yet?   

Thank you for looking!

Clarissa
 
lol...yes you are a smoker.....doing a fine job of it too...looks good 
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Clarissa that is a really nice looking fatty!!  I hope it tasted as good as it looks.  GREAT JOB!!!

Question - have you yet experienced the long stall when smoking a butt or a brisket?  That point when you're really tired and can't decide whether meat is worth that much trouble but you suck it up and find out YES...it was worth it?

If you have been through that then YES you are a real smoker - if not it's time to strap on the big girl pants and go get that brisket or butt and give it a run!!!!!

I say this all in good fun and with much respect.

Good Luck and Get Smokin'

Bill
 
Looks mighty fine to me. I like your ingredient choice. Been along time since I've smoked a fatty. I think one is in our neAr future. Thanks for the idea.
 
Clarissa........  Any woman that would rather stay home and fire up the smoker, make a fatty, and then write a thread about her smoking experience, on her birthday, with us folks at SMF....    

I'm at a total loss for descriptors....   HAHAHAHA

.......YES... You are a real smoker !!!!
 
So I have now successfully smoked cheese, almonds, 2 pork butts, 1 rack of pork spare ribs, and 1 ground beef fatty. Am I a real smoker yet?   

Thank you for looking!

Clarissa
If my memory serves me right you have smoked bacon as well correct?  I would consider you a smoker 
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  Fatty looks good! I would add some cheese to melt next time as well & by the way..........   Happy Belated Birthday! 
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Happy Birthday!!  The fatty looks awesome. A smoker yet? Not for your birthday....It looks like you've survived the "trial by fire (smoke)" and have definitely earned the title. 
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Clarissa that is a really nice looking fatty!!  I hope it tasted as good as it looks.  GREAT JOB!!!

Question - have you yet experienced the long stall when smoking a butt or a brisket?  That point when you're really tired and can't decide whether meat is worth that much trouble but you suck it up and find out YES...it was worth it?

If you have been through that then YES you are a real smoker - if not it's time to strap on the big girl pants and go get that brisket or butt and give it a run!!!!!

I say this all in good fun and with much respect.

Good Luck and Get Smokin'

Bill
Ha!  You set a high bar, Bill. 

So the real answer is NO, in that I ended up finishing both pork butts in the oven, tail between my legs and whimpering, because the stall was too dang long and I couldn't take it anymore.

I also have an 8 lb brisket in the freezer that I can't make eye contact with.......I reach around it, whistling nonchalantly, as I pull out other (less scary) pieces of meat for dinner. When I close the freezer door I hear it laughing at me along with the two whole ducks that I also bought in a moment of temporary insanity.

I'll have to strap on those big girl pants sometime......can't quite remember where I left them though!  

Thanks for the encouragement, motivation, and tough love!
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Clarissa
 
I was just thinking, I bet the doctors and nurses wished that they could try some of things you are smoking. 
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Smoked almonds.  The gateway drug to smoking.

Thanks for looking and for the compliment!!
 
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STUCK THE BUTTS IN THE OVEN!?! Was there Feet of Snow falling every hour? Thunder, Lightning and Baseball sized Hail? A sudden attack of FAST moving Zombies? Nothing?  Ok since it is your Birthday you get a Pass...You are doing a great job!...
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...JJ
 
Clarissa........  Any woman that would rather stay home and fire up the smoker, make a fatty, and then write a thread about her smoking experience, on her birthday, with us folks at SMF....    

I'm at a total loss for descriptors....   HAHAHAHA

.......YES... You are a real smoker !!!!
Okay...I admit it....Dave is right.  I really need to adjust my perspective...LOL
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Ha!  You set a high bar, Bill. 

So the real answer is NO, in that I ended up finishing both pork butts in the oven, tail between my legs and whimpering, because the stall was too dang long and I couldn't take it anymore.

I also have an 8 lb brisket in the freezer that I can't make eye contact with.......I reach around it, whistling nonchalantly, as I pull out other (less scary) pieces of meat for dinner. When I close the freezer door I hear it laughing at me along with the two whole ducks that I also bought in a moment of temporary insanity.

I'll have to strap on those big girl pants sometime......can't quite remember where I left them though!  

Thanks for the encouragement, motivation, and tough love!
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Clarissa
LOL....I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read this!

You know I'm just messin 'round!

Go 'head and smack that brisket down!!! You can do it!!!

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Bill
 
Happy Belated Birthday Clarissa and welcome to the Big Girls and Boys Smoking Club!!! That fatty looks outrageous as is but ooey gooey cheese, yes my friend that would top it!!!! 

Now, quit dancing around that brisket and get to smoking it! LOL I can't talk though cause I did the same thing for several weeks (mine was a 16 lber). If you can do a pork butt you can do a brisket - not as intimidating as one thinks. I pretty much followed Eric's brisket smoke - and since the 16 lb one I've done 2 others!!! Don't forget Chef JJ's Smokey Au Jus though - that stuff is awesome.

http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/t/...skets-and-taters-in-the-vault-q-view-finished
 
STUCK THE BUTTS IN THE OVEN!?! Was there Feet of Snow falling every hour? Thunder, Lightning and Baseball sized Hail? A sudden attack of FAST moving Zombies? Nothing?  Ok since it is your Birthday you get a Pass...You are doing a great job!...
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...JJ
Does darkness count?  Rapidly falling darkness?  No?  

Dang.

It's those missing big girl pants again.  ;-) 

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LOL!  I had to read your comment to my husband over the phone. Hilarious!
 
Thank you, everyone, for your kind birthday wishes, compliments, and gentle encouragement to get that brisket to stop disrespecting me! 

And, whoo!  Sounds like the group's consensus is that I am a real smoker!  I'm going to upgrade my "Kiss the Cook" t-shirt to a "Kiss the SMOKIN' Cook".

I just won't wear it in front of the brisket yet.

Thanks again for looking!  Hope everyone has a great and smokey Superbowl weekend!

Clarissa
 
Fatty looks great. We did a mushroom and swiss fatty last week that came out great. I really like your spinach idea. I'll try that next time. You're definitely a smoker.

Have confidence with that brisket and just heed the great advice on this site. Be one with the brisket :biggrin:
 
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