HELGA'S CRUISE DIARY

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rabbithutch

Master of the Pit
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OTBS Member
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets.

Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided

on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in

his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.

He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful

to my husband.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar,

stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again

I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink

the ship.....I was shocked.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.
 
Good one. I kept getting this picture of Capt. Stubing in my head though.
LOL... that is sooooo wrong!
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.... and the joke was funny as well!
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