A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist, and an anti-hunter and how she
came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he
could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber
from a "recreational area" so close to a "waste treatment facility". And due to the Affordable Health Care Act, they turned me down."
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist, and an anti-hunter and how she
came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he
could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber
from a "recreational area" so close to a "waste treatment facility". And due to the Affordable Health Care Act, they turned me down."
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