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drunk man

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A drunk man arrives late home. He
knows his wife won’t open the door, so
he decides to pretend he bought her
flowers and knocks at the door wife:
who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers to the
... pretty lady The wife opens the door
and says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady??

 

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So what happened after he got home from the emergency room? ROTF.gif

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he told his friends on SMF 

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