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Sheep Lie !

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A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Old Friend sitting on his porch

He figures he'll have a little fun...
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Old Friend: "Dog can't talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Old Friend: extreme look of shock

Cowboy: " Is this man your owner?" pointing at Old Friend.
Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Old Friend: look of disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Old Friend: "Horse can't talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Old Friend: extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Old Friend.
Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Old Friend: total look of amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Old Friend: "Sheep Lie."
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ROTF.gif  Now that's Funny!...JJ

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Great one Bear!


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