You guys suck!!!

Discussion in 'Messages for All Guests and Members' started by pitrow, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. pitrow

    pitrow Smoking Fanatic

    Ok, I finally ventured onto the bathroom scale this weekend and found I'm 10 lbs heavier than I've ever been, so I started my diet this week. Which is all fine and good, except...

    After being on here for only a little more than a month, I'm hooked and can't stop reading it. I'm sitting here with my stomach growling looking at and reading about all this good smoked food. It's killing me. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Lol............ Guess you need to learn how to smoke rice cakes...........

    Kookie
     
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.,OL.,...


    HOW BOUT A SPEW ALERT FIRST...........................

    points for you................

    BTDT
     
  4. fred420

    fred420 Meat Mopper

    learn to smoke tofu or vegetable sprouts...........lol
     
  5. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Diet Beer!!
     
  6. morkdach

    morkdach Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    coors light diet and one meal a day from dusk to dawn[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  7. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    PitRow
    That is funny, a compliment disguised as a complaint !!!
     
  8. k5yac

    k5yac Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Ok, stand up and try this...

    Words in CAPS should be shouted loudly as action is performed.

    ONE - Arms fully extended and hands together over head, feet spread more than shoulder width apart

    TWO - Hands and arms down to sides, feet together as in standing at attention

    THREE - Again, arms fully extended and hands together over head, feet spread more than shoulder width apart

    FOUR - Finish with hands and arms down to sides, feet together as in standing at attention

    Repeat 100 times in rapid sucession. Do this once per day, and follow up with 50 sit-ups and a brisk 1 - 2 mile run every other day. If you can't manage to peel yourself away from SMF, you can play Jeff's "smoking tutorial" on you MP3 player while you run. [​IMG]
     
  9. pduke216

    pduke216 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    I guess hamburger in a can is out of the question too.
     
  10. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..................you KILLING ME HERE>...........once again i spit beer all over the monitor.............

    only those who follow this forum closely will get that one...........LOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
  11. k5yac

    k5yac Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Yep, the ol hamburger in a can. Yuk!
     
  12. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    PitRow
    A Richard Simmons exercise video should trim off those 10 pounds for ya !!
     
  13. Are you sure your scales are right before you get so down on yourself. [​IMG]
     
  14. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Gasp...choke
     
  15. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yes we might suck... but we do it in a smokin' way!
     
  16. striding man

    striding man Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    Pit Row , I have a great idea! Toss that d**n scales in the trash can and fire up the smoker, that will make you fell better![​IMG] We want to see some Q-Veiw.
     
  17. Been there and done that PitRow,I know just what you mean.I just cut back on everything but the things I smoke and don't get on the scale.[​IMG]
     
  18. ajthepoolman

    ajthepoolman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Smokin' to the Oldies! I think we are on to something here! Of course, we couldn't guarantee any weight loss, but you will die fat and happy!
     
  19. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I say if I die of good food... heck, how good a deal is that?
     
  20. vlap

    vlap Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You are welcome ;)
     

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