Worms

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, May 22, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put
    into a container of alcohol.

    The second worm was put
    into a container of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into
    a container of chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into
    a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon,
    the Minister reported the following results:

    The first worm in alcohol -
    Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke -
    Dead .


    Third worm in chocolate syrup -
    Dead

    Fourth worm in good clean soil -
    Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation -
    What can you learn from this demonstration?


    Maxine was sitting in the back,
    quickly raised her hand and said,



    "As long as you drink,
    smoke and eat chocolate,
    you won't have worms
     
  2. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Garfield on the oil crisis

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
    here
    in our country.
    ~~~
    Well, there's a very simple answer.
    ~~~
    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
    ~~~
    We just didn't know we were getting low.
    ~~~
    The reason for that is purely geographical .
    ~~~
    Our OIL is located in
    ~~~
    ALASKA
    ~~~
    California
    ~~~
    Coastal Florida
    ~~~
    Coastal Louisiana
    ~~~
    Kansas
    ~~~
    Oklahoma
    ~~~
    Pennsylvania
    and
    Texas
    ~~~
    Our
    DIPSTICKS
    are located in
    Washington ,DC !!!

    Any Questions ???
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Good ones!
     

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