Prayers for Leroy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chef willie, May 11, 2011.

  1. chef willie

    chef willie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

     A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be
    prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." 

            With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the
    Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" 

             Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my

            The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his
    other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

             He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation
    joined in with great enthusiasm.

    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,
    "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"  

    Leroy answered, "I don't know.  It ain't 'til next week."


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