Jack's Company Christmas Party (adult)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, May 2, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
    company's Christmas party. He didn't even remember
    how he got home from the party.
    As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
    Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
    saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
    table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
    Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
    and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
    perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
    staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
    Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written
    in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife
    in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries
    to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Jillian'

    He stumble to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming
    hot coffee and the morning newspaper, His son is also at the table, eating.
    Jack asks: 'Son... what happened last night?'

    'Well, you came home after 3AM, drunk and out of your mind.
    You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
    and got that black eye when you ran into the door. 'Confused, he asked his
    son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?

    I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
    His son replies,,'Oh That!.. Mom dragged you to the
    Bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone B***H, I'm Married!!!!

    Broken Coffee Table $239.99

    Hot Breakfast $4.20

    Two Aspirins $.38

    Saying the right thing, at the right time.......

    PRICELESS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Seen this one before, but it is still GREAT! Wouldn't it be nice if life worked that way!
     
  3. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    lol i like it [​IMG]
     

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