I'm out of the office , automatic Email replies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 1894, Jul 15, 2008.

  1. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

    1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I were in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

    3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

    4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

    5. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

    6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

    7. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

    8. I've run away to join a different circus.

    9. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Kate instead of Dave.

    10. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    ha...ha...hee...heee!! [​IMG]
  3. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I think I....love...#3!
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    I know some people " the wife" who would fall for # 5 . Man those where great
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    lol....good ones Phil, Thanks!

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