Finish this sentence - You know you're addicted to smoking when ...

Discussion in 'Beef' started by mfreel, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. mfreel

    mfreel Smoking Fanatic

    I'm totally hijacking David What's post, but finish this sentence.  Just for fun!

    You know you're addicted to smoking when ...

    You know you're addicted to smoking when you don't have ANY more room in the fridge but you smoke 10 pounds of cheddar anyway!
     
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  2. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    You know your addicted to smoking, when there's no room in the fridge, so you buy another fridge for your 10 pounds of cheddar!

    Al
     
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  3. mr t 59874

    mr t 59874 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    You know your addicted to smoking, when your putting smoked Cheerios back into the box.

    T
     
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  4. dukeburger

    dukeburger Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ...When your three kids are named Hickory, Cherry and Weber.
     
  5. dirtsailor2003

    dirtsailor2003 Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    You know you're addicted to smoking when you start using your home smoked bacon as casings to make your sausage!


     
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  6. dukeburger

    dukeburger Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's pretty much the ultimate natural casing [​IMG]
     
  7. dirtsailor2003

    dirtsailor2003 Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Sure is! I do have another idea brewing that might top this... But that's for another thread!
     
  8. You know you are addicted to smoking .......  When your freezer & Fridge are running over, you have smoked salt and spices in the pantry, You start having withdrawals if you can't smoke once or twice a week. You may be addicted if your wife goes to cook something and says in a loud matter of fact voice " IS EVERYTHING IN HERE SMOKED"  You may be addicted if you spend a good portion of the day on SMF talking to buddies about smoking, If you sit around thinking about building another smoker because you can't hang sausage vertically in the one you have. .... and that's just for starters

    Gary
     
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  9. pit 4 brains

    pit 4 brains Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    …when you have a Pit4Brains!!

    …when your co-workers ask "how many smokers do you have??"
     
  10. halfsmoked

    halfsmoked Master of the Pit Group Lead SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]   When wife says you are ruining everything in the frig with a smoke taste use the one in the garage with your beer in it. WHAT!!
     
  11. worktogthr

    worktogthr Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    When you have 13-14 (I lost track) smokers and grills in your yard and you still peruse Craigslist daily because you really need a pellet smoker and a kamado...

    EDIT: and a fridge or some other vertical build that will allow you to do large quantities of sausage, bacon, and cheese as well as other cured and smoked meats...
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2016
  12. appwsmsmkr1

    appwsmsmkr1 Meat Mopper

    You know your addicted to smoking when you use your Fedex reward points to get only Amazon gift cards for 10.00 each and you save them and use them all together toward your big ticket weber stuff like a rotisserie!! :yahoo::yahoo:
     
  13. mneeley490

    mneeley490 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    You know you're addicted to smoking when you can tell what kind of wood is burning, just from the smell of the smoke.

    You know you're addicted to smoking when the neighbor knocks on your door, concerned about you, because he doesn't smell smoke!

    You know you're addicted to smoking when your dog starts salivating at the sight of you putting on latex gloves.

    You know you're addicted to smoking when all your in-laws start asking for bacon for Christmas.

    You know you're addicted to smoking when a 10 lb. packer brisket seems puny, and you start thinking about what else you could smoke in the available space.

    You know you're addicted to smoking when you have 2 or more smokers going at once.

    BTW, these are all true of me.
     
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  14. drewed

    drewed Meat Mopper

    You know you're addicted to smoking when your wife and or kid(s) can tell what you've been smoking by the smell of your jacket.
     
  15. You know you are addicted to smoking when you hear "Baby's Got Back" and all you can think of is baby back ribs.
     
  16. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    When you name your Cat "Smokey"!!

    Bear
     
  17. mr t 59874

    mr t 59874 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    A couple more.

    You know your addicted to smoking when, the Forest Service smoke-jumpers have a white X painted on your roof.

    You know your addicted to smoking when, your house turns red from fire retardant dumped from the air. 

    I could do this all day.

    T
     
  18. foamheart

    foamheart Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You know you're addicted to smoking when you refuse to change into your good clothes for the party because you'll lose that wonderful smokie smell!

    You know you're addicted to smoking when you won't wash your hands and walk around smelling them all day, not caring what strangers are thinking about you.
     
  19. travisty

    travisty Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    "When..."

    You keep SMF up on your second monitor at work so you can keep up on all the goodness, and probably spend more timo on that page than your work systems... lol[​IMG]
     
  20. smokeymose

    smokeymose Master of the Pit

    When your "mailbox" is in the garage and when you pull in and get out of the car you you think about how good your garage smells...
    :yahoo:
     

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