Bubba's 21st B-Day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It

    seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been

    able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day,

    they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their

    first legal drink.

    So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal, Billy Jon Buck

    took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat ....

    and nearly drowned! Billy Jon Buckl just barely managed to pull him to safety.

    Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he

    asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like

    my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'

    Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because, your

    father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in

    January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumbass'.
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  3. supervman

    supervman Smoking Fanatic

    Hell, up here we just drive across the lake.
    LOT more comfortable than hiking!
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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