Baptust Cowboy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A cowboy, who is visiting Montana from Texas , walks into a bar and
    orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking
    a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back
    to the bar and orders three more.

    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug
    goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one
    at a time.'
    : )
    The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
    Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in
    Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days
    when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my
    brothers and one for myself.'

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
    there.

    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
    way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars
    take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the
    second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your
    grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
    his eyes and he laughs.

    'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains, 'It's just that my
    wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.'

    'Hasn't affected my brothers though.'
     
  2. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one, I like his way of think'n !!!
     
  3. abelman

    abelman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

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  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good un!
     
  5. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hah! Great joke!
     
  6. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    LOL, great Joke!
     
  7. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    That's great!

    Gonna steal it [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  8. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    theres always a way around anything-lol
     

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