An Atheist in the Woods

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by badss, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    An atheist was walking through the woods.
    "What majestic trees'!
    "What powerful rivers"!
    "What beautiful animals"!
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging down on him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped
    The bear Froze
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existance for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "it would be hypocrticial of me to sudenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

    "Very Well," said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
  2. flyboys

    flyboys Smoking Fanatic

    Hahahahahahahaha, Good one!!!!
  3. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I like it !!!
  4. smoke-n-jr

    smoke-n-jr Smoke Blower



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