Afternoon quickie

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by teacup13, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. teacup13

    teacup13 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with
    their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
    with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

    - 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
    - 'An ambulance just drove by!'
    - 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
    - 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
    - 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
    - 'Jason is on his skate board!'
    - After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
    - Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
    - Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

    -'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too!'
  2. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That was really funny!
  3. fire it up

    fire it up Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That was good. Thanks for the laugh.
  4. smokestars

    smokestars Fire Starter SMF Premier Member

    I had forgotten that optical illusion trick, now that my baby is almost 39. But 30 years ago..... [​IMG]


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