Sherlock Holmes

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triplebq

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
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‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
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I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.
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“And what do you deduce from that?”
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Watson ponders for a minute.
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“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
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Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
 
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