Been lurking on the forum for some time now and decided I should make a Roll Call post.
I'm living in the New Orleans area [here would be the obligatory 'Go Saints', but I am a Cowboys fan, sorry] and am currently in an apartment complex without access to a yard or a porch to run any grill or smoker.
I am indeed fat, bald, and a guy, although my wife thinks I am not really fat. She does think I am bald and I hope she thinks I am a guy.
I do enjoy reading threads here on the site and look forward to moving to a place where I can join in the fun. [We currently look after my 72 year old dad, who is not in really good health, so we picked a place to live with very little upkeep, as we do spend a lot of time taking care of him.]
I may well try to get to the southern LA gathering being held this October.
Thanks for all the great stories and wonderful tips that keep my imagination fueled.