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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock --- I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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post #3 of 8

haha, that's a great one!

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very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?
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I like that en!

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I just fell off the stool! LMAO!!!!!

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post #8 of 8

good one I have an Uncle like that... You never no what he will say

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