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post #1 of 6
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Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie . As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie ?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff.
post #2 of 6
Yep, he sure has that sensitive touch.

Reminds me of my friend and his first year as a rookie Police Officer. He was sent on a "Next of Kin" notification with a Training Officer and when the wife of the recently departed answered the door he asked, "Are you the Widow Brown?" She quickly replied that she wasn't to which my friend remarked "Well, Ma'am, you are now".

He was promptly given a 3 day suspension.
post #3 of 6
Thread Starter 
ouch, that had to really suck
post #4 of 6
Initially it did, but we went fishing and he felt better!biggrin.gif
post #5 of 6
Dutch I bet there were some times when you wanted to announce it that way too - My son in law is a CHP and has told me some stories about some of the reactions - sad time in any case but that joke was funny
post #6 of 6
Oh that's hilairous
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