The bacon tree

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Dec 12, 2008
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Bacon Tree

Lost in the swamp for a week and unable to find their way home, Boodro and Thibodeaux, are wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden very hungry Boo says, "Hey Thib, do you smell what Ah smell? Eeets bacon, Ah t'ink."

"Ya, Boo, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next clearing & there in the distance saw what looked like a tree loaded with bacon. They could see raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork!

"Boo, mais, we is saved! Eeets a bacon tree!" cried Thib.

"Thib, maybe eets juss a meerage like dey see in duh desert, doan you t'ink?"

"Boodro, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon out in duh swamp...eets no meerage, eets a bacon tree."

And with that, Thibodeaux staggers towards the tree. He gets to within a few feet, Boodro is crawling a few feet behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Thibodeaux drops like a wet sock! Mortally wounded, he warns Boodro with his dying breath,

"Boo... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Thib, Thib ma' fren... what ees it? "

"Boodro.. ees not a bacon tree....eets


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Mais, lookout Boo!!! Eets a ham bush!!!!!"
 
OHHHH! that's really bad.

But, I had to pass it on.
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