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What's Brown and sticky?
A stick

Whats brown and sits in the corner.
A naughty poo!

What do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back?
A stick

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Kevin?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

What does George Bush use for contraception?
His personality.

What sound does a cow with no lips make?

What goes ha ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off

How do you make a bear cross?
Nail two bears together.

what's the best time to go to the dentist?

What do you call a deer with no eyes...
No idear...

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear...

Two budgies sitting on a perch.
One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?
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