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The Taxidermist

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The Taxidermist

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
post #2 of 13
I heard that, but the bar was in KC. :-)
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Caught me on that one... thanks for the laugh.
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It's O.K.

He's one of us?

post #10 of 13
Thats just wrong.... LOL icon_redface.gif
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LOL Paul.....Thanks !
post #13 of 13
Thats just plain sick and perverted...being form the south I find it funny as H-E double Hockey sticks......
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