A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. "Hello" she said. "My name is Carmen Gold" "That's a beautiful name" he said, "Is it a family name?" "No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in life: Cars, Men and Fine Jewelry. "What's your Name?" she asked. He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf."