Ok so I suppose in reality this should fall more into the category of Monday morning humor...but maybe, just maybe we can find a way to incorporate this into a fatty.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/sq...on.html?cpg=cj
...then again, maybe not
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/sq...on.html?cpg=cj
...then again, maybe not