Poor Bob
> Bob can't get an erection, so he goes to the doctor.
> The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his *****
> are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless
> he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
> Bob asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him that
> they take some muscles from the base of a baby
> elephants' trunk, insert them in the base of the *****,
> and hope for the best.
> Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never
> having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees to have the
> surgery.
> The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery, and about 6
> weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to ' Try out his
> new equipment.'
> Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner, Bob
> starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets
> unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes
> his pants. No sooner does he do this, his ***** pops out of
> his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the
> fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
> His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and gets a sly
> look on her face. She says, ' That was pretty cool! Can
> you do that again?
> Bob can't get an erection, so he goes to the doctor.
> The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his *****
> are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless
> he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
> Bob asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him that
> they take some muscles from the base of a baby
> elephants' trunk, insert them in the base of the *****,
> and hope for the best.
> Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never
> having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees to have the
> surgery.
> The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery, and about 6
> weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to ' Try out his
> new equipment.'
> Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner, Bob
> starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets
> unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes
> his pants. No sooner does he do this, his ***** pops out of
> his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the
> fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
> His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and gets a sly
> look on her face. She says, ' That was pretty cool! Can
> you do that again?