lonely widow ( R )

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.

Click to expand...

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

Click to expand...

HUSBAND WANTED:

Click to expand...

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

Click to expand...

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

Click to expand...

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &

Click to expand...

MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!

Click to expand...

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

Click to expand...

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she

Click to expand...

opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.

Click to expand...

He had no arms or legs.

Click to expand...

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are

Click to expand...

you? Just look at you...you have no legs!

Click to expand...

The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

Click to expand...

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

Click to expand...

Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

Click to expand...

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in

Click to expand...

bed???'

Click to expand...

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell

Click to expand...

didn't I?'

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

Click to expand...