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Welfare Applicant,

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A guy walked into the local welfare office to sigh up for his check. .

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her In what ever she needs. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $60,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said "You're bulls*******; me!"
The social worked said, "Yeah...well, you started it."
post #2 of 8
Good one! The dude had it coming. icon_smile.gif
post #3 of 8
I like that one!
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post #5 of 8
ditto travcoman!!
post #6 of 8
And double ditto that, very good!!!
post #7 of 8
PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif Love it! But true to an extent!
post #8 of 8
OMG thats great ! it's so hard to type and when I am laughing my a$$ off!!!
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